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Post by barkingbaphomet on May 17, 2017 12:44:00 GMT
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 17, 2017 12:51:29 GMT
Wait, are you joking, or did they actually cast Marisa Tomei as Aunt May?!
This movie is going to suck harder than I thought if that's true...
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Post by formersamhmd on May 17, 2017 13:23:09 GMT
Aunt May the walking cadaver ran her course years ago, and no one cared Ultimate Aunt May was only in her 40s and attractive.
Tomei is in her 50s, she the appropriate age for an Aunt to a teenager.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 17, 2017 13:59:58 GMT
Aunt May the walking cadaver ran her course years ago, and no one cared Ultimate Aunt May was only in her 40s and attractive. Tomei is in her 50s, she the appropriate age for an Aunt to a teenager. ... Yeah, no. Hilarious that in your ruined, disordered mind you considered the Ultimate Aunt May (a) "only in her 40s" and (b) more importantly, attractive. Do you struggle to get through episodes of The Golden Girls without beating off furiously?
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on May 17, 2017 14:33:43 GMT
I like the actress, so im fine with it.
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Post by sostie on May 17, 2017 14:36:55 GMT
I wonder if she ever goes through her laundry basket and finds web jizz on her undies
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Post by formersamhmd on May 17, 2017 15:37:46 GMT
Aunt May the walking cadaver ran her course years ago, and no one cared Ultimate Aunt May was only in her 40s and attractive. Tomei is in her 50s, she the appropriate age for an Aunt to a teenager. ... Yeah, no. Hilarious that in your ruined, disordered mind you considered the Ultimate Aunt May (a) "only in her 40s" and (b) more importantly, attractive. Do you struggle to get through episodes of The Golden Girls without beating off furiously? I liked Hot in Cleveland, so your agist stance doesn't hold up much.
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Post by Skaathar on May 17, 2017 15:43:17 GMT
When has it been not OK for a woman to be sexy?
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Post by ArArArchStanton on May 17, 2017 16:27:24 GMT
I have absolutely no idea why anybody thinks an aunt has to be old. No clue.
I absolutely love the hot aunt May idea. It was brilliant.
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2017 16:56:46 GMT
I really dont care if it works.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on May 17, 2017 17:03:07 GMT
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barkingbaphomet
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Post by barkingbaphomet on May 17, 2017 17:19:47 GMT
Wait, are you joking, or did they actually cast Marisa Tomei as Aunt May?! This movie is going to suck harder than I thought if that's true... yeah, she was already in Civil War. Iron Man hit on her.
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Post by DC-Fan on May 17, 2017 17:28:36 GMT
I have absolutely no idea why anybody thinks an aunt has to be old. No clue.
I absolutely love the hot aunt May idea. It was brilliant. It's a dumb idea if in the movie, Aunt May does nothing but spend all day sitting at home. Because what kind of hot, single woman would spend all day sitting at home when she could get plenty of dates?
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Post by President Ackbar™ on May 17, 2017 17:38:45 GMT
I have absolutely no idea why anybody thinks an aunt has to be old. No clue. 55 years of non-Ultimate canon probably has something to do with it.
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Post by ArArArchStanton on May 17, 2017 18:16:34 GMT
I have absolutely no idea why anybody thinks an aunt has to be old. No clue. 55 years of non-Ultimate canon probably has something to do with it. How about the thousands of combined years of real life aunts not being old women when their nephew is in high school.
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Post by Skaathar on May 17, 2017 18:18:46 GMT
I have absolutely no idea why anybody thinks an aunt has to be old. No clue.
I absolutely love the hot aunt May idea. It was brilliant. It's a dumb idea if in the movie, Aunt May does nothing but spend all day sitting at home. Because what kind of hot, single woman would spend all day sitting at home when she could get plenty of dates? Who says that she's only at home sitting around the whole day? And there are multiple reasons why someone would choose not to date even if they're very eligible.
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Post by ArArArchStanton on May 17, 2017 18:20:01 GMT
It's a dumb idea if in the movie, Aunt May does nothing but spend all day sitting at home. Because what kind of hot, single woman would spend all day sitting at home when she could get plenty of dates? Who says that she's only at home sitting around the whole day? And there are multiple reasons why someone would choose not to date even if they're very eligible. Yeah, we saw her for 5 minutes. Who says she's not out banging guys every weekend? Or doesn't work?
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Post by Skaathar on May 17, 2017 18:28:24 GMT
Plot twist: Aunt May actually works nights as a stripper just to earn enough money to feed her and Peter. All that nice stuff in their apartment were gifts from her ex-boyfriend wrestler, whom she broke up with after some domestic violence issues. She is currently taking time off from dating because of this.
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2017 20:28:21 GMT
Everyobody's aunt was sexy to some non-blood related member of the opposite (or same) sex at some point in their lives. Heck, Aunt May HAD to get Ben's attention, somehow, right? So yes, it is okay for Aunt May to be attractive.
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Post by movielover on May 17, 2017 20:36:23 GMT
Wait, are you joking, or did they actually cast Marisa Tomei as Aunt May?! This movie is going to suck harder than I thought if that's true... You're a little late. She played Aunt May in 2016's Captain America: Civil War.
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