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Post by sdm3 on Sept 23, 2022 13:46:08 GMT
If Seinfeld isn't quite to your taste and/or you need somewhere to turn whenever a classic Simpsons quote pops into your head, this is the place for you.
Oh really? Is that what you think? Because if that is what you think... I have something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows - I'm not wearing a tie at all!
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Post by screamingtreefrogs on Sept 23, 2022 13:48:26 GMT
d'oh
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Post by masterofallgoons on Sept 23, 2022 13:53:27 GMT
That was a right-pretty speech, sir. But I ask you, what is a contract? Webster's defines it as "an agreement under the law which is unbreakable." Which is UNBREAKABLE?
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Excuse me, I must use the restroom.
(If this was restricted to only Lionel Hutz quotes it would be a short lived thread, but it would all be gold)
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Post by Catman on Sept 23, 2022 13:54:27 GMT
Hi, everybody!
Hi, Dr. Nick!
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Post by sdm3 on Sept 23, 2022 13:54:50 GMT
This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin - and it still says guilty!
And 'guilty' is spelled wrong!
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Post by masterofallgoons on Sept 23, 2022 14:02:58 GMT
I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.
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Post by sdm3 on Sept 23, 2022 14:05:41 GMT
He's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
You did?
Well... replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son.'
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Post by masterofallgoons on Sept 23, 2022 14:14:52 GMT
Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"!
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Sept 23, 2022 14:18:50 GMT
“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
One I can participate in! To be honest and not to piss y'all off, but, confidentially, I fucking hate Seinfeld.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Sept 23, 2022 14:23:44 GMT
“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." One I can participate in! To be honest and not to piss y'all off, but, confidentially, I fucking hate Seinfeld.
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Post by sdm3 on Sept 23, 2022 14:39:33 GMT
“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." One I can participate in! To be honest and not to piss y'all off, but, confidentially, I fucking hate Seinfeld. I wish I had my reaching broom!
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Post by sdm3 on Sept 23, 2022 17:35:47 GMT
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Post by Rufus-T on Sept 23, 2022 17:44:07 GMT
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Post by sdm3 on Sept 23, 2022 18:04:20 GMT
If you ever set foot in this store again, you'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall. Capisce?
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Sept 23, 2022 18:16:39 GMT
This is the Simpson quote thread, right?
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Post by sdm3 on Sept 23, 2022 18:20:53 GMT
So, Mr Milloy - it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him.
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Post by Rufus-T on Sept 23, 2022 18:25:03 GMT
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Post by NJtoTX on Sept 23, 2022 23:31:37 GMT
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Post by hoskotafe3 on Sept 23, 2022 23:54:33 GMT
I may not have a fancy black bathrobe and a hammer like snooty here, but I do have slippers and an oatmeal spoon! See?
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Post by Winston Wolfe on Sept 24, 2022 1:00:14 GMT
I’m like the man that single-handedly built the rocket and went to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?
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