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Post by Atom(ica) Discord on Jul 5, 2017 21:36:29 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2017 3:35:07 GMT
Im almost certain that in Deadpool 2 they are going to make fun of the Martha thing. It would be fitting and too much of a chance to waste.
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Post by MooseNugget on Jul 6, 2017 6:15:21 GMT
It will be great if that joke is in the next Deadpool movie  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2017 12:20:17 GMT
Deadpool 2 ideas:
Guy about to die: M-M-Marrrrthaaa
Deadpool: The fuck?
Guy about to die: My mom is called Martha
Deadpool: Fuck you *shoots guy* My Mom is called Martha. And it's just incredibly stupid. All it is is a fucking plot device to get people to stop fighting. And I like fighting. No wonder that Batman v Superman movie was shit.
*walks off as the guy's dead body bleeds*
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Post by formersamhmd on Jul 6, 2017 12:22:20 GMT
They already made fun of that in the Deadpool/Spider-Man comic, didn't they?
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Post by Atom(ica) Discord on Jul 6, 2017 13:19:48 GMT
They already made fun of that in the Deadpool/Spider-Man comic, didn't they? Yes, they did. This is a second pass. DC retaliation is not too far off. SaveSave |
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Jul 6, 2017 13:49:49 GMT
They already made fun of that in the Deadpool/Spider-Man comic, didn't they? Yes, they did. This is a second pass. DC retaliation is not too far off. SaveSaveThey have nothing to retaliate with. Nothing in the MCU has come anywhere close to Martha, or Tornadocide, or Destruction Porn, or Cave Troll Doomsday, or Riddler Lex, or Plot Device Lois |
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Post by Atom(ica) Discord on Jul 6, 2017 13:56:13 GMT
Yes, they did. This is a second pass. DC retaliation is not too far off. SaveSaveThey have nothing to retaliate with. Nothing in the MCU has come anywhere close to Martha, or Tornadocide, or Destruction Porn, or Cave Troll Doomsday, or Riddler Lex, or Plot Device Lois They'll figure something out. Marvel really shouldn't let their talent tempt fate like this... It's bad sportsmanship. SaveSave |
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Post by CowherPowerForever on Jul 6, 2017 13:59:58 GMT
I find it funny Marvel comics would continue to do this. Their comic line is considered a laughing stock. Even when they do by chance get a popular run, they canned it like they did with Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Jul 6, 2017 19:36:53 GMT
Yes, they did. This is a second pass. DC retaliation is not too far off. SaveSaveThey have nothing to retaliate with. Nothing in the MCU has come anywhere close to Martha, or Tornadocide, or Destruction Porn, or Cave Troll Doomsday, or Riddler Lex, or Plot Device Lois ah, I forgot you are a pathologically ignorant too. Just from the top of my head: 1. CW:
"I don't care he killed my MOM!!!" Clobber Cobber (beats the "You must save Martha" crap) 2. AoU:
I can't have me no little babies, I feel like a monster. Please hide your zucchini in me, Hulk (  ) 3. GotG 1 Peter Quill: Dance-off, bro. Me and you. [as Peter dances he holds his hand out to Gamora] Gamora. [Gamora shakes her head] Subtle. Take it back. [Peter continues to dance] Ronan: What are you doing? Peter Quill: I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom. 4. GotG 2
Peter Quill: You put your turd in my bed, I shave you! Rocket: It won't be my turd it'll be one of Drax's Drax: Haha! Yes I have famously huge turds
5. Peter Quill: You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman! 6. Laser Battle in WORD WAR II...pang, pang (no joke) The list of juvenile, mommy fixated, idiotic MCU dialogue is endless, this is likely why the films even in their heyday are not in the Top 250 charts, don't you think? |
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Post by Jedan Archer on Jul 6, 2017 19:49:00 GMT
They have nothing to retaliate with. Nothing in the MCU has come anywhere close to Martha, or Tornadocide, or Destruction Porn, or Cave Troll Doomsday, or Riddler Lex, or Plot Device Lois zip It's funny because it's true! Lesson learned: People who live in MCU glass houses shouldn't throw infinity stones. |
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Jul 6, 2017 20:22:27 GMT
They have nothing to retaliate with. Nothing in the MCU has come anywhere close to Martha, or Tornadocide, or Destruction Porn, or Cave Troll Doomsday, or Riddler Lex, or Plot Device Lois ah, I forgot you are a pathologically ignorant too. Just from the top of my head: 1. CW:
"I don't care he killed my MOM!!!" Clobber Cobber (beats the "You must save Martha" crap) 2. AoU:
I can't have me no little babies, I feel like a monster. Please hide your zucchini in me, Hulk ( ) 3. GotG 1 Peter Quill: Dance-off, bro. Me and you. [as Peter dances he holds his hand out to Gamora] Gamora. [Gamora shakes her head] Subtle. Take it back. [Peter continues to dance] Ronan: What are you doing? Peter Quill: I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom. 4. GotG 2
Peter Quill: You put your turd in my bed, I shave you! Rocket: It won't be my turd it'll be one of Drax's Drax: Haha! Yes I have famously huge turds
5. Peter Quill: You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman! 6. Laser Battle in WORD WAR II...pang, pang (no joke) The list of juvenile, mommy fixated, idiotic MCU dialogue is endless, this is likely why the films even in their heyday are not in the Top 250 charts, don't you think? I don't see the problem with any of those. Most of them are actually really gret. And they certainly are nowhere close to Martha, Tornadocide, Destruction Porn, Plot Device Lois, Cave Troll Doomsday, or Goofy Lex |
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Post by poelzig on Jul 6, 2017 20:40:26 GMT
ah, I forgot you are a pathologically ignorant too. Just from the top of my head: 1. CW:
"I don't care he killed my MOM!!!" Clobber Cobber (beats the "You must save Martha" crap) 2. AoU:
I can't have me no little babies, I feel like a monster. Please hide your zucchini in me, Hulk ( ) 3. GotG 1 Peter Quill: Dance-off, bro. Me and you. [as Peter dances he holds his hand out to Gamora] Gamora. [Gamora shakes her head] Subtle. Take it back. [Peter continues to dance] Ronan: What are you doing? Peter Quill: I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom. 4. GotG 2
Peter Quill: You put your turd in my bed, I shave you! Rocket: It won't be my turd it'll be one of Drax's Drax: Haha! Yes I have famously huge turds
5. Peter Quill: You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman! 6. Laser Battle in WORD WAR II...pang, pang (no joke) The list of juvenile, mommy fixated, idiotic MCU dialogue is endless, this is likely why the films even in their heyday are not in the Top 250 charts, don't you think? I don't see the problem with any of those. Most of them are actually really gret. And they certainly are nowhere close to Martha, Tornadocide, Destruction Porn, Plot Device Lois, Cave Troll Doomsday, or Goofy Lex I think that's the point being made. YOU don't see the problem with any of those even though they are at least as silly as the DCU stuff you seem to ceaselessly prattle on and on and on about. You actually think the moron moments in MCU are great. You and the same usual MCU loving suspects have zero objectivity yet you whine and insult DC Fan and others because you claim they have no objectivity. Is any of this getting through to you? Are you able to even slightly see what enormous hypocrites you are? |
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Jul 6, 2017 20:45:19 GMT
I don't see the problem with any of those. Most of them are actually really gret. And they certainly are nowhere close to Martha, Tornadocide, Destruction Porn, Plot Device Lois, Cave Troll Doomsday, or Goofy Lex yeah, I know you're a self confessed porn junkie, but must it really be turd and mummy porn...? I mean now they have achieved what Transformers failed to do: reducing entertainment to the level of a German Scheiße video, sprinkled with raccoon toilet humor. Are there no standards anymore? Sorry, but I'm milf-ing out of this shitty dance off. |
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Post by Atom(ica) Discord on Jul 6, 2017 20:49:27 GMT
I don't see the problem with any of those. Most of them are actually really gret. And they certainly are nowhere close to Martha, Tornadocide, Destruction Porn, Plot Device Lois, Cave Troll Doomsday, or Goofy Lex I think that's the point being made. YOU don't see the problem with any of those even though they are at least as silly as the DCU stuff you seem to ceaselessly prattle on and on and on about. You actually think the moron moments in MCU are great. You and the same usual MCU loving suspects have zero objectivity yet you whine and insult DC Fan and others because you claim they have no objectivity. Is any of this getting through to you? Are you able to even slightly see what enormous hypocrites you are? Objectivity isn't a prerequisite of liking or enjoying something on an emotional level. That's better suited to professional criticism. I can criticize things but I am not a critic. I am a fan. I like what I like and there's not much more to it than that. I am the embodiment of partiality and I don't have any issue admitting to that. Furthermore, I rarely ever compare things I like to things I don't like. That is for people who are trying to justify liking or not liking something. You may now return to your mountain battles. SaveSaveSaveSave |
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Jul 6, 2017 22:25:52 GMT
I don't see the problem with any of those. Most of them are actually really gret. And they certainly are nowhere close to Martha, Tornadocide, Destruction Porn, Plot Device Lois, Cave Troll Doomsday, or Goofy Lex I think that's the point being made. YOU don't see the problem with any of those even though they are at least as silly as the DCU stuff you seem to ceaselessly prattle on and on and on about. You actually think the moron moments in MCU are great. You and the same usual MCU loving suspects have zero objectivity yet you whine and insult DC Fan and others because you claim they have no objectivity. Is any of this getting through to you? Are you able to even slightly see what enormous hypocrites you are? They aren't even close to just as silly. The DCU stuff we're talking about is just plain poor writing/conception. The Martha scene doesn't work. Tornadocide doesn't work. Lois doesn't work. The MCU stuff all works fine. That's the difference.
Is that getting through to you? Do you realize I'm not being hypocritical?
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Post by sdrew13163 on Jul 6, 2017 22:40:21 GMT
They have nothing to retaliate with. Nothing in the MCU has come anywhere close to Martha, or Tornadocide, or Destruction Porn, or Cave Troll Doomsday, or Riddler Lex, or Plot Device Lois ah, I forgot you are a pathologically ignorant too. Just from the top of my head: 1. CW:
"I don't care he killed my MOM!!!" Clobber Cobber (beats the "You must save Martha" crap) 2. AoU:
I can't have me no little babies, I feel like a monster. Please hide your zucchini in me, Hulk ( ) 3. GotG 1 Peter Quill: Dance-off, bro. Me and you. [as Peter dances he holds his hand out to Gamora] Gamora. [Gamora shakes her head] Subtle. Take it back. [Peter continues to dance] Ronan: What are you doing? Peter Quill: I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom. 4. GotG 2
Peter Quill: You put your turd in my bed, I shave you! Rocket: It won't be my turd it'll be one of Drax's Drax: Haha! Yes I have famously huge turds
5. Peter Quill: You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman! 6. Laser Battle in WORD WAR II...pang, pang (no joke) The list of juvenile, mommy fixated, idiotic MCU dialogue is endless, this is likely why the films even in their heyday are not in the Top 250 charts, don't you think? After rewatching the first GotG, I really noticed how bad that dance-off scene is. It really kind of killed the movie for me. I can't believe they left the "Martha" scene in BvS, but I REALLY can't believe they left the dance-off scene in GotG. |
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Jul 6, 2017 22:46:19 GMT
After rewatching the first GotG, I really noticed how bad that dance-off scene is. It really kind of killed the movie for me. I can't believe they left the "Martha" scene in BvS, but I REALLY can't believe they left the dance-off scene in GotG. Oh come on, the dance off scene perfectly fits the character and actually makes sense in that context. It's nothing like Martha which didn't make sense from a character point of view. And really it's pretty fun right before the movie gets dramatic as hell. |
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Post by poelzig on Jul 6, 2017 23:22:25 GMT
I think that's the point being made. YOU don't see the problem with any of those even though they are at least as silly as the DCU stuff you seem to ceaselessly prattle on and on and on about. You actually think the moron moments in MCU are great. You and the same usual MCU loving suspects have zero objectivity yet you whine and insult DC Fan and others because you claim they have no objectivity. Is any of this getting through to you? Are you able to even slightly see what enormous hypocrites you are? They aren't even close to just as silly. The DCU stuff we're talking about is just plain poor writing/conception. The Martha scene doesn't work. Tornadocide doesn't work. Lois doesn't work. The MCU stuff all works fine. That's the difference.
Is that getting through to you? Do you realize I'm not being hypocritical?
So you're unable to differentiate between your biased opinion and reality? For instance in even a small sample such as this thread there are numerous people patiently trying to explain to you that they DON'T think the marvel stuff works and your reaction is to ignore them and pretend that it does. It's obviously NOT getting through to you. It's fine that you and the usual MCU suspects want to blindly worship whatever product you are given no matter how silly and mediocre but if you think everyone feels the same you're not only silly you may be delusional. |
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Jul 6, 2017 23:29:05 GMT
So you're unable to differentiate between your biased opinion and reality? For instance in even a small sample such as this thread there are numerous people patiently trying to explain to you that they DON'T think the marvel stuff works and your reaction is to ignore them and pretend that it does. It's obviously NOT getting through to you. It's fine that you and the usual MCU suspects want to blindly worship whatever product you are given no matter how silly and mediocre but if you think everyone feels the same you're not only silly you may be delusional. nice try |
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