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Post by shinnickneth on Aug 25, 2017 3:57:13 GMT
Didn't he also leave his so-called "friend", Han Solo, hanging (literally, hanging) in the custody of the Huts for about a year? So he didn't even treat his accomplices right! And you just know he and Leia were partaking in all kinds of incestuous activities in that time. Speaking of, that Princess Leia was such a brat! After being graciously hired by Jabba the Hut to work at his castle, she murdered him during a live show! Can you believe that?! Sheesh, they rebel scum... What a hussy!  I hadn't heard of who killed Jabba. Poor slug. All he was trying to do was make a living.  I blame the FAKE HOLOGRAM media for withholding this information to cast that traitor Leia into a better light. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2017 4:00:56 GMT
Didn't he also leave his so-called "friend", Han Solo, hanging (literally, hanging) in the custody of the Huts for about a year? So he didn't even treat his accomplices right! And you just know he and Leia were partaking in all kinds of incestuous activities in that time. Speaking of, that Princess Leia was such a brat! After being graciously hired by Jabba the Hut to work at his castle, she murdered him during a live show! Can you believe that?! Sheesh, they rebel scum... What a hussy! I hadn't heard of who killed Jabba. Poor slug. All he was trying to do was make a living. I blame the FAKE HOLOGRAM media for withholding this information to cast that traitor Leia into a better light. Yeah, how did a swell guy like Kylo Ren come out of a coupling like Leia Organa and Han Solo, anyway?! I know most people say "the apple has fallen far from the tree" in a bad way, but boy howdy can that be a good thing! He might just be able to redeem that bloodline by finishing what Vader started. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2017 20:34:56 GMT
Han Solo was not a war hero! I like generals that don't get frozen in carbonite!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2017 20:37:42 GMT
Luke Skywalker wasn't even born on Tatooine! I've got people in Mos Eisley that can't believe what they're finding!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2017 20:39:41 GMT
We're going to build the wall and the Twi'leks are going to pay for it!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 26, 2017 1:11:26 GMT
BREAKING NEWS: The Jedi Council has voted unanimously to block the travel ban from Tatooine, Jakku and Jedha with a 12-0 decision!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 26, 2017 1:21:29 GMT
BREAKING NEWS: Supreme Leader Snoke has pardoned Constable Zuvio, who he says was "convicted for doing his job" in trying to keep scavengers away from Niima Outpost.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2017 2:25:17 GMT
The lying FAKE NEWS HOLOGRAMS say Snoke Jr. was at a meeting with Huttenese agents. FAKE NEWS! The meeting was about adopting Ewoks. There was no collusion between the Snoke campaign and the Hutts! Sad.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2017 2:29:10 GMT
A Bothan spy reports that the Hutts have a golden shower video with Snoke and Mos Eisley Jawas. FAKE NEWS HOLOGRAMS! Sad.
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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Aug 26, 2017 3:10:46 GMT
BREAKING NEWS: Snoke announces that the wall will be built even if he has to shut down the New Republic and the First Order to do it! He claims that the wall can be paid for by shutting down the galaxy.
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Post by shinnickneth on Aug 26, 2017 15:14:21 GMT
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Aug 27, 2017 12:37:48 GMT
This is the greatest thread on this site!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2017 17:50:43 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2017 17:51:25 GMT
Despite the constant negative Quarren covfefe...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2017 18:24:08 GMT
Just saw a group of Snowtroopers burning Force Trees. Snoke called them "very fine people".  |
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 27, 2017 18:58:01 GMT
Just saw a group of Snowtroopers burning Force Trees. Snoke called them "very fine people". Okay, I can't top that one! My give up! |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2017 4:22:53 GMT
Just saw a group of Snowtroopers burning Force Trees. Snoke called them "very fine people". Okay, I can't top that one! My give up! I must admit I was quite proud of that one.  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2017 4:26:27 GMT
Snoke still won't admit that the Hutts hacked the election. Says: It could've been anyone. It could've been the Hutts, could've been the Geonosians... Coulda been a four hundred pound astrodroid...
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 28, 2017 16:55:52 GMT
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader
Wow - Now experts are calling Hosnian System the worst explosion ever! We have an all out effort going, and going well!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader
I will be going to Hosnian System as soon as that trip can be made without causing a disturbance in the Force!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader
Many people are now saying that this is the worst explosion they have ever seen. Much worse than Alderaan!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader
Great coordination between agencies at all levels of government. Continuing asteroid and meteor showers are being dealt with. Totally blown away!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader
Wonderful coordination between Imperial and Planetary Governments in the Hosnian System - TEAMWORK!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader
THANK YOU! to all of the great volunteers helping out with Hosnian System relief!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader
Thoughts and prayers for those in Hosnian System.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 30, 2017 20:47:41 GMT
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader
Hosnian System: We are w/ you today, we are w/ you tomorrow, & we will be w/ you EVERY SINGLE DAY AFTER, to restore, recover, & REBUILD!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader
Will be leaving for Naboo soon for a speech on Trade Federation tax disputes - so badly needed!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader
After reading the false reporting and even ferocious anger from the Resistance, it makes me wonder, WHY? All I want to do is #MakeTheGalaxyGreatAgain!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader
After witnessing first hand the horror & devastation caused by Starkiller Base, my heart goes out even more so to the great people of Hosnian Prime!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader
The Empire has been talking to Leia Organa, and her terrorist friends, for 40 years. Talking is not the answer!
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