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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 4, 2017 20:46:34 GMT
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader The @naboonews story has just been totally refuted by Kylo Ren and General Hux. It is #FakeNews. They should issue an apology to the GALAXY!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader Naboo News is #FakeNews and more dishonest than even Alderaan News. They are a disgrace to good reporting. No wonder their news ratings are way down!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader A great day in Hosnian System yesterday. While some of the news coverage is Fake, most showed great warmth and friendship.
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader My Administration will continue to work around the clock with Hosnian Governor & his team. Great progress being made! #HosnianStrong
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 4, 2017 20:59:40 GMT
General Hux says he won't quit but doesn't deny calling Snoke a "Nerf Herder"
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First Order General Armitage Hux, has denied he has considered resignation and pledged loyalty to Snoke in the wake of a Naboo News report that he had called the Supreme Leader a "Nerf Herder"
“He loves the Galaxy. He puts the Galaxy first. He’s smart. He demands results wherever he goes and he holds those around him accountable for whether they have done the job he has asked him to do" Hux said.
Moments after his statement, Alderaan News also reported that he had called Snoke a Nerf Herder, and that Snoke had been made aware of it.
After Hux’s statement, a Naboo News correspondent put out a tweet saying: “My source didn’t just say he called him a Nerf Herder. He said he called him a Scruffy Looking Nerf Herder"
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Oct 6, 2017 11:06:02 GMT
I for one feel safe with snoke in office! Here's making the Galaxy not only great but safe too! Damn Leia and the resistance are nothing but no good damn dirty evil Terrorist!!!
Hail snoke! HAIL SNOKE!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 6, 2017 18:25:59 GMT
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader General Hux never threatened to resign. This is Fake News put out by @naboonews. Low news and reporting standards. No verification from me.
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader Trade Federation hits an ALL-TIME high! Techno Union unemployment lowest in 16 years! Commerce Guild enthusiasm at highest level in decades!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader Why Isn't the Galactic Senate Intel Committee looking into the Fake News Networks in OUR Galaxy, to see why so much of our news is just made up-FAKE!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 9, 2017 16:37:38 GMT
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader The trip by @kyloren was long planned. He is receiving great praise for leaving Boonta Eve Classic after the Podracers showed such disrespect for Galaxy! Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader Nobody could have done what I’ve done for #HosnianSystem with so little appreciation. So much work! pic.holo-twitter.com/k2jAkIpfjI
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader I asked @kyloren to leave Mos Espa Grand Arena if any Podracers kneeled, disrespecting our Galaxy. I am proud of him and @generalhux
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 9, 2017 16:38:55 GMT
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader Our Galaxy has been unsuccessfully dealing with the Rebellion for 40 years, giving billions in credits & getting nothing. Policy didn't work!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader Emperors and Supreme Leaders have been talking to the Rebellion for 40 years, agreements made and massive amounts of credits paid......
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader ...hasn't worked, agreements violated before the Hologram was seen, makings fools of Imperial negotiators. Sorry, but only one thing will work!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 10, 2017 18:58:17 GMT
Snoke escalates feud with Organa-Solo
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Supreme Leader Snoke's public feud with a top Resistance Leader has entered the name-calling phase, referring to her as "Liddle Leia Vader"
Senator Leia Organa-Solo has engaged in a heated back-and-forth with Snoke for days now, including in an interview with The Coruscant Times, where she said that she feared Snoke was steering the Galaxy to war.
Organa-Solo, in the Coruscant Times interview, said that Snoke is acting "like he's doing "Sith Apprentice" or something" and added that he could set the Galaxy "on the path to a Second Civil War"
The comment comes a week after Organa-Solo jabbed Snoke, stating that General Hux and Kylo Ren "...help separate our Galaxy from chaos" and "...the Supremacy has become an adult day care center"
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 11, 2017 20:28:45 GMT
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader Fake @naboonews made up a story that I wanted a "tenfold" increase in the number of Death Stars. Pure fiction, made up to demean!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader It is about time that Jabba Hutt Jr. of the Podracing League is finally demanding that all Podracers STAND for our great Galactic Anthem-RESPECT OUR GALAXY!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader The Resistance wants MASSIVE tax increases & soft, crime producing borders. The First Order wants the biggest tax cut in history & a NEW DEATH STAR!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 11, 2017 20:30:52 GMT
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader It would be really nice if the Fake News Media would report the virtually unprecedented Trade Federation growth since the election. Need tax cuts on trade routes!
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader The Fake News is at it again, this time trying to hurt one of the finest people I know, General Armitage Hux, by saying he will soon be.....
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader ...fired. This story is totally made up by the dishonest media. The General is doing a FANTASTIC job for me and, more importantly, for the GALAXY!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2017 21:32:36 GMT
Snoke signs executive order to chip away at OrganaCare... Experts say premiums will go up for low income Gammoreans that voted for Snoke.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 16, 2017 15:44:17 GMT
Former Stormtrooper FN-2187 pleads guilty to desertion, misbehavior
NIEN NUNB Imperial Army Sgt. FN-2187 told a military judge he's pleading guilty to desertion and misbehavior before the enemy.
His lawyer, Poe Dameron, says the prosecution and defense have not agreed to a stipulation of facts in the case, which is an indication that they did not reach a deal to limit his punishment.
FN-2187 is charged with endangering his comrades by walking away from his post on Jakku.
He told the judge that he now understands that what he did caused others to search for him.
Supreme Leader Snoke has called FN-2187 a "no-good traitor" who "should have been executed"
First Order Spokesman Kylo Ren could not be reached for comment.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2017 17:08:49 GMT
Snoke says former leaders of the galaxy didn't send holograms to the families of fallen Stormtroopers:
"I always send holograms! Did Leia send holograms to rebel soldiers? Did Palpatine send holograms? I don't know. You can ask Kylo Ren if Leia called when his father died...."
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 17, 2017 18:25:27 GMT
‘Half-baked spurious Galactism’: Leia Organa Solo’s most biting recent criticisms of Snoke
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Since Snoke has been Supreme Leader, Leia Organa Solo has been one of his chief antagonists in the Senate.
But over the past few months, Solo has amped up her criticism of the Supreme Leader, to a level rarely seen in recent political battles.
While accepting an award Monday night on Coruscant, Solo excoriated Snoke's internal-looking space policy as “half-baked, spurious Galactism cooked up by people who would rather blame Aliens than solve problems”
Solo is in a season of speaking her mind more than usual. The recent trailer for SW:TLJ appears to show her character's impending death.
“I know that I've got to do everything I can to serve this Galaxy while I can” Solo said.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2017 20:49:48 GMT
Snoke travels to the Southeast sector of the Galaxy. Kim Jabba the Un says he will not give up his Death Star program.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 7, 2017 21:08:15 GMT
Is the Resistance defeated on D'Qar and Crait?
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The Resistance, a day after being ousted from its defacto capital of D'Qar, is losing its foothold on the two planets where it established its bloody roots and grew into an unrelenting exporter of Galactic Terror.
Now, the Resistance is reportedly “regrouping and recruiting” in other systems, as its leader, Leia Organa Solo, resurfaces in cryptic holograms, urging “soldiers of The Force and Resistance supporters” to remain focused.
Despite losing entire systems, Organa Solo surfaced to address supporters in a 46-second hologram. It’s unclear when the message was recorded, but it seemed to quash rumors the "Laser Woman" had been killed.
"Oh soldiers of The Force and Resistance supporters everywhere, intensify the successive attacks, and include the First Order Mega Class Star Destroyer and Mandator IV Dreadnoughts among [your] targets," a voice believed to be Organa Solo said.
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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Nov 13, 2017 19:08:26 GMT
BREAKING NEWS! Representative Binks is accused of sexual harassment of a Naboo queen. Accusations of exposing a minor to harassment and sexual harassment encouragement of a minor. These are serious accusations! At the time of these events it was considered more socially acceptable. But in light of the modern society which is more enlightened and transparent on these issues, should Jar Jar Binks be banned and removed from office?
GNN has obtained the following video footage:
The evidence is clear that Binks' comment "Pretty hot!" is referring to Queen Amidala. The voice analysis provides indisputable proof. And the comment is directed at Anakin "Little Anni" Skywalker.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2017 19:10:52 GMT
Supreme Leader Snoke @realsupremeleader
Watto calls me old when I would never call him short and fat. I try so hard to be his friend. I even invited him to play some Chance Cube.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2017 19:14:53 GMT
BREAKING NEWS! Representative Binks is accused of sexual harassment of a Naboo queen. Accusations of exposing a minor to harassment and sexual harassment encouragement of a minor. These are serious accusations! At the time of these events it was considered more socially acceptable. But in light of the modern society which is more enlightened and transparent on these issues, should Jar Jar Binks be banned and removed from office? GNN has obtained the following video footage: The evidence is clear that Binks' comment "Pretty hot!" is referring to Queen Amidala. The voice analysis provides indisputable proof. And the comment is directed at Anakin "Little Anni" Skywalker. Senators from all over the galaxy are calling on Binks to drop out of the upcoming elections. Binks calls the accusations "Fake News Holograms" @realsenatorbinks Meesa think this is the Organa/Solo machine at work. Weesa needing to drain the Sarlaac pit!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 13, 2017 19:38:58 GMT
Leia says Chewbacca initiated hug when she was 60, he was 230
NIEN NUNB “I wanted it over with — I wanted out,” she remembers thinking.
“Please just get this over with. Whatever this is, just get it over.”
Leia says she asked Chewie to stop hugging her, and he did.
Aside from Leia, three other humans interviewed by The Coruscant Post in recent weeks say Chewie hugged them when they were between the ages of 15 and 60, and he was in his early 200s, episodes they say they found flattering at the time, but troubling as they got older.
None of the three humans say that Chewie forced them into any sort of relationship, or sexual contact.
Of the four humans, the youngest at the time was 15 year old Rey.
In a written statement, Chewie denied the allegations.
“Rrragh arrgh ragh rarrgh!” Chewie, now 231, said.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 14, 2017 1:15:03 GMT
Massive First Order drills held just off D'Qar
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There is no evidence that Supreme Leader Snoke's insults on HoloTwitter have convinced Resistance Leader Leia Organa Solo to slow down her laser weapons program.
But the First Order is hoping a show of military strength is more persuasive.
TIE Fighters from the Mega Star Destroyer Supremacy could strike targets on D'Qar in a matter of minutes.
Three First Order Star Destroyers -- the Supremacy, the Finalizer and the Resurgent -- are involved in massive military exercises just off D'Qar.
It's the largest display of First Order strength since the end of the Galactic Civil War.
"All of this together -- this shows the First Order will defend itself," General Armitage Hux said.
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