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Post by damngumby on Nov 11, 2019 0:32:20 GMT
Saying that Jim "The Deflator" McNally decided to deflate the footballs on his own without orders from Shady Brady ... Thank you for admitting that there is zero evidence that Brady told the ballboy to deflate the footballs. It's all based on your faux-disbelief that a lazy and insubordinate ballboy might act on his own. BTW, Rodgers admitted that certain officials would over-inflate the footballs for him, so he did use illegal balls in a game. But, hey ... keep defending an admitted cheater. Your failure is hilarious!
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Post by damngumby on Nov 11, 2019 0:18:28 GMT
Actually, there is zero evidence that Brady cheated. On May 11, 2015, the NFL announced that Tom Brady was suspended without pay for four games of the upcoming season for his involvement, based on "substantial and credible evidence" that Brady knew Patriots employees were deflating footballs and that he failed to cooperate with investigators. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deflategate Name the "credible" evidence. ... I'll save you a little time. There is none. It all based on an assumption by an organization that didn't know that temperature affects pressure.
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Post by damngumby on Nov 10, 2019 23:33:26 GMT
So let me get this straight, both Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers were cheating, yet only Brady was punished? Can someone explain this to me please? Actually, there is zero evidence that Brady cheated. Even if a ball boy did deflate the footballs in a bathroom, there has never been any evidence whatsoever that Brady told him to do it. It has only been assumed that a ball boy would have only done it if instructed by the legendary Tom Brady. Dcfan's newest argument portraying a lazy and insubordinate ballboy, doing his own thing, destroys that assumption. Dcfan - losing an argument in every way imaginable! Oh, and Rodger admitted his scheme to gain an unfair advantage by sneaking overinflated footballs past the officials, and at other times rely on aiding and abetting officials to do his dirty work for him. Anyone who defends what Rodgers did has no business whining about someone else committing an equipment violation.
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Post by damngumby on Nov 10, 2019 21:30:49 GMT
Oh jeez ... that dcfan never misses an opportunity to beclown himself. Jim McNally - football deflation expert. Highly experienced. Couldn't even deflate each football to the same pressure. Instead of taking his time and carefully deflating the footballs to Brady's exact specifications, he ducks into a bathroom and expels a random amount of air from each ball in a needlessly frantic rush, resulting in a wide range of pressures. Jim "The Deflator" McNally just got lazy Sorry, cupcake. You already portrayed McNally as a highly skilled football deflater. You can't have it both ways. A lazy football deflater wouldn't have exerted tremendous effort to deflate the balls in record time. A skilled football deflater wouldn't have screwed up the pressures. You lose. Both ways! 
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Post by damngumby on Nov 10, 2019 18:03:53 GMT
Sorry TDK trilogy... but Joker just made you look as "comic booky" as Raimi's Spider-Man. Not bad company to be in but it just upped the ante of how true these stories could actually be.
Be careful what you wish for. Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman movies made like Joker. Yeesh!
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Post by damngumby on Nov 9, 2019 17:03:19 GMT
1. Restore sanity to the cost of attending a game.
2. Cap player salaries to less than a brain surgeon makes.
3. All fields must be natural grass. Return of mud bowls.
4. No indoor stadiums. Foul weather will be a part of the game.
5. $5 beers.
6. Add at least 2" more leg room to all seats ... and seats are heated.
7. Rename the Lombardi trophy to the Belichick.
8. Eliminate holding penalty and make the offensive line wear oven mitts.
9. Eliminate pass interference penalty. Pushing, shoving and tackling will be a part of catching a football.
10. Roughing the passer penalty only in the event of blood or broken bones.
11. Eliminate facemask penalty. Replace grill with a smooth plexi shield that can not be grabbed.
12. A catch only occurs if the receiver is still in possession of the ball after the play is over.
13. Widen the field by 20 feet. All receptions must remain in bounds. No more of this toe tapping on the sidelines crap.
14. If the football is over the goal line when the play is over, it is a touchdown ... regardless of what part of a player's body hits the ground first.
15. Eliminate any penalties that result in a bunch of grown men pointing at each other like toddlers, crying he did it first!
16. Owners of perpetually crappy teams will be required to sell their team after a period of non-performance.
17. The Draft will be more randomized. Loser teams will only get a better chance of a low draft pick.
18. Any team that goes 0-16 will be penalized in the Draft. If you are a bad team you will have a better chance of picking up a top talent. If you are the worst team, you will not. Don't be the worst team.
19. All replays will be shown in low res. If it can't be seen in 480i, it didn't happen.
20. If a call is overturned by a coaches challenge, the entire officiating team will be fined.
21. No ties. If a team doesn't win a game, it is a loss.
22. A team must earn a first down. Elimination of any penalty that gifts a first down because the other guy did something wrong.
I think that's enough ... for my first day as commissioner.
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Post by damngumby on Nov 7, 2019 1:07:09 GMT
1. Stealing signals provides an advantage Here we go again ... What, no nurse or orderly to explain the significance of " unfair" for you, cupcake? Why does celebrated Dallas Cowboys head coach, Jimmy Johnson, vehemently defend Bill Belichick of any "spygate" misdeeds? Answer that one.
He clearly thinks people who spout such nonsense are fucking idiots. And just like that the pussy disappears.
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Post by damngumby on Nov 6, 2019 13:11:57 GMT
LA Chargers @ Oakland
Kansas City @ Tennessee
Arizona @ Tampa Bay
NY Giants @ NY Jets
Atlanta @ New Orleans
Buffalo @ Cleveland
Baltimore @ Cincinnati
Detroit @ Chicago
Miami @ Indianapolis
LA Rams @ Pittsburgh
Carolina @ Green Bay
Minnesota @ Dallas
Seattle @ San Francisco
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Post by damngumby on Nov 6, 2019 1:22:10 GMT
But it's the same fucking signals you maniac, no matter where you record from. It's the exact same fucking signal. The real, actual and stated reason the NFL wanted to restrict the location where an opponents signals could be filmed was to make it harder for a team to use that information during a game. It had absolutely nothing to do with better vantage point. Not too long ago, dcfan would try to argue that the Patriots had a super-secret high tech system to decipher signals and relay that information to Tom Brady, in real time. Of course, it was complete fantasy, laughably idiotic and an epic fail. It was also one of the rare times that dcfan must have recognized the stupidity and futility of his argument and changed tack. Now, He's dreamed up another reason. The NFL restricted filming locations because you could see an opponents signals more clearly from ground level, with dozens of players in the way, than you could from a slightly elevated position, with a clear line of sight. Once again, fantasy and nonsense. Leave it up to dcfan to replace one dumb argument with a dumberer one.
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Post by damngumby on Nov 5, 2019 22:34:41 GMT
hehatesshe said, unfair advantage. 1. Stealing signals provides an advantage Here we go again ... What, no nurse or orderly to explain the significance of " unfair" for you, cupcake? Why does celebrated Dallas Cowboys head coach, Jimmy Johnson, vehemently defend Bill Belichick of any "spygate" misdeeds? Answer that one. He clearly thinks people who spout such nonsense are fucking idiots.
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Post by damngumby on Nov 5, 2019 6:13:56 GMT
No one believes stealing signals provides an unfair advantage, which is why filming signals is not against the rules. 1st, you've just proven that Pats fans are so dumb that they don't understand anything about sports. Because only an idiot would say that stealing signals doesn't provide an advantage. It's hilarious when dcfan loses an argument and the opponent doesn't even have to lift a finger. hehatesshe said, unfair advantage. It was you who turned it into just, advantage. That's quite the reading comprehension problem you've got there, champ. Perhaps you should have someone explain things to you before replying ... like a nurse or orderly who stops by to change those Depends ... or do they tend to flee as fast as possible to avoid listening to your anti-Patriots fairy tales?
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Post by damngumby on Nov 5, 2019 1:18:46 GMT
Well, that was funny!
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Post by damngumby on Nov 4, 2019 22:27:16 GMT
Most Pats fans are too young to remember the NFL before the 21st century. They just jumped on the Pats bandwagon in 2001 Us old time Patriots fans welcome "bandwagon" fans. The more the merrier. It's been one continuous street party, spanning two friggin' decades! Woohoo! If the Dallas Cowboys hadn't sucked ass for the last 20+ years, they might have attracted some 21st century bandwagon fans ... so don't be so transparently bitter, cupcake. There's nothing worse than a senile old man, barking at anyone within earshot about a bygone era that no one gives two shits about.
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Post by damngumby on Nov 4, 2019 11:21:35 GMT
Shouldn't we just give credit to the Ravens for rising to the occasion and beating the World Champs?
I know Green Bay and Aaron Rodgers were humiliated earlier in the day, but that doesn't mean you need to be a whinny bitch, 24/7.
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Post by damngumby on Nov 3, 2019 15:45:34 GMT
Not a very compelling argument, Ace. Avengers: Endgame - the pinnacle of the modern superhero format. Joker - praised because it is "risky" "diverse". I can hardly wait for the next Superman, Aquaman or Wonder Woman movie that mimics Joker. Moody, glum, no FX, low budget ... all the characters will need to be recast with quirky actors who can actually act. Should be a glorious trainwreck!
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Post by damngumby on Nov 3, 2019 14:01:17 GMT
the dance off only works for kids. A dance off only occurred to those who view the scene through the prism of a petulant and juvenile mind. Kid. It doesn't take much effort (IMDb) to see that enjoyment of GOTG applies to people of all ages. To claim otherwise is simply untrue. Another indicator of rank immaturity is to continuously repeat obvious falsehoods, hoping to annoy. In the theater, I recall the adult reaction to the dancing distraction to have been pure delight. It was wonderfully unconventional, yet so in-line with the Peter Quill character. A brief comedic pause between the heartbreak of Groot's sacrifice, the loss of a friend, and the dramatic destruction of Ronan. "We're the Guardians of the Galaxy, bitch!" It's interesting how Quill's dancing only distracted Ronan for a few seconds, yet years later it continues to distract you. Kid. How ironic that all the bitching about a non-existing dance-off only serves to illustrate the childishness of the complaint. When (if) you eventually grow up, you might see that. In the mean time, I hope you don't mind if we laugh in your face.
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Post by damngumby on Nov 2, 2019 7:51:19 GMT
Would the crowds really be any less quieter if they were not there? Sure, they may be eye candy to some men but I really don't see any point in having them there. "some" men?
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Post by damngumby on Nov 2, 2019 7:43:51 GMT
The 49ers have crushed teams. The Pats are barely beating bad teams. Say what? Patriots point differential against their opponents - 189 49ers point differential - 133 Patriots have had one close game - won by 6 points 49ers have had two close games - won by 3 points & 4 points Patriots and 49ers have played three teams in common. Patriots outscored them 93 - 23 49ers outscored them 64 - 23 The numbers do not support your statement.
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Post by damngumby on Nov 1, 2019 10:12:43 GMT
dcfan has been clown stomped on all these points more times than I can remember. He never learns. Hence the reputation as the dumbest (and most tiresome) poster on this board. Well earned.
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Post by damngumby on Oct 30, 2019 21:16:07 GMT
Hmmm, maybe I should stop going for the upsets and pick who I think will win.
San Francisco @ Arizona
Houston vs Jacksonville
Indianapolis @ Pittsburgh
Chicago @ Philadelphia
NY Jets @ Miami
Minnesota @ Kansas City
Tennessee @ Carolina
Washington @ Buffalo
Tampa Bay @ Seattle
Detroit @ Oakland
Green Bay @ LA Chargers
Cleveland @ Denver
New England @ Baltimore
Dallas @ NY Giants
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