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Post by Nalkarj on Jul 11, 2022 16:57:19 GMT
RIDDLE! A man is at a gemology convention. He screams and falls to the floor. When paramedics reach him, they see he has been stabbed but is still alive and conscious. He says clearly that he can identify his assailant, and that that assailant was Bigfoot. No one else in the room saw Bigfoot or anyone in a Bigfoot costume. Police later find abnormally big footprints leading to the spot where the man was stabbed. The police think they have enough evidence to make an arrest. Who committed the crime? ANSWER!The cleaning lady, who in the confusion of the unsolvable Bigfoot mess was trying to steal the rare gems from the gemology convention.
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Post by mikef6 on Jul 14, 2022 1:23:39 GMT
In the late 17th / early 18th centuries, three great creators of violins (Amati, Guarneri, and Stradivari families) had their shops on the same street in Cremora, Itally. One morning a sign appeared in the window of the Amati shop that read, “We Make The Best Violins In Italy.” The next morning the Guaneri shop had a sign that read, “We Make The Best Violins In The World.” The third morning the Stradivari family had up a sign reading, “We Make The Best Violins On This Block.”
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toby. Toby who? Toby or not Toby that is the question.
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Jul 18, 2022 17:08:25 GMT
Post by theravenking on Jul 18, 2022 17:08:25 GMT
Where do transgender people go on holiday? To T(r)ansania
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Post by Nalkarj on Jul 26, 2022 18:02:06 GMT
How is a tick like the Eiffel Tower? They’re both Paris sites. (Sound it out!)
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Aug 22, 2022 19:33:53 GMT
Post by Nalkarj on Aug 22, 2022 19:33:53 GMT
Straddling the line between riddle and joke (sorta like the “RIDDLE!” above, which is really a joke in the form of a riddle): In 2022, why is a raven like a writing desk? One twitters, the other’s been replaced by Twitter.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2022 20:08:29 GMT
What did Humphrey Borgart say to Admiral Ackbar? Here's looking at you, squid Hehe. Classic.
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Aug 23, 2022 16:13:36 GMT
Post by Nalkarj on Aug 23, 2022 16:13:36 GMT
I found the following while looking through my old posts. For the gentlesquid above: What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw the monk? “IT’S A TRAPPIST!”
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Jan 10, 2023 15:06:05 GMT
Post by Nalkarj on Jan 10, 2023 15:06:05 GMT
Y’wanna a bad joke? I got it, I got it.
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