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Jan 21, 2018 23:15:33 GMT
Post by BATouttaheck on Jan 21, 2018 23:15:33 GMT
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Jan 22, 2018 1:49:45 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2018 1:49:45 GMT
One of the worst jokes I’ve heard in a while (which is why I’m treating you kind souls to it…) Sound it out… Bye son (and I didn't click the spoiler)
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Jan 22, 2018 1:58:03 GMT
Post by Nalkarj on Jan 22, 2018 1:58:03 GMT
Righto.
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Post by Nalkarj on Jan 24, 2018 16:48:00 GMT
There were once five Buddhist monks who had all taken a vow of silence.
One day, while they were walking around the monastery, the one stubbed his toe on a rock and shouted, “Damn!” and, realizing his mistake, promptly shut his mouth.
The second monk said, “Hah! Now you’ll have to start again!” and, realizing his mistake, promptly shut his mouth.
The third monk said, “Hah! Now you’ll have to start again!” and, realizing his mistake, promptly shut his mouth.
The fourth monk said, “Hah! Now all three of you are going to have to start again!” and, realizing his mistake, promptly shut his mouth.
The fifth monk, the oldest and wisest of them all, simply smiled, shook his head, and murmured, “Well, good to know I’m the only one who doesn’t have to start again.”
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Post by Nalkarj on Feb 15, 2018 3:42:34 GMT
When I was a baby, I kept a diary. Recently, I was re-reading it. It said, “Day 1—still tired from the move. Day 2—everybody talks to me like I’m an idiot.”
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 11, 2018 0:41:27 GMT
Apparently this one’s well-known, but I’d never heard it before.
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Post by mszanadu on Apr 11, 2018 1:04:19 GMT
Three French cats were walking on a frozen lake on a sunny day. The ice broke and Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq Would this be a Frasier Crane joke perhaps ?
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Post by BATouttaheck on Apr 11, 2018 1:07:14 GMT
mszanaduIt's a joke my older sister told me when she was taking French in high school but maybe Frasier stole it from her.
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Post by mszanadu on Apr 11, 2018 1:10:22 GMT
mszanadu It's a joke my older sister told me when she was taking French in high school but maybe Frasier stole it from her. Good one there BATouttaheck .
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Post by BATouttaheck on Apr 11, 2018 1:14:20 GMT
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 11, 2018 1:24:20 GMT
Thanks, Bat! We will reinvigorate this thread, we will reinvigorate this thread…
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Post by mszanadu on Apr 11, 2018 2:00:09 GMT
Here are a couple of jokes I found on one of those " funniest jokes ever" pages . " A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you." " " My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is. "
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Post by BATouttaheck on Apr 11, 2018 2:18:14 GMT
We will reinvigorate this thread, we will reinvigorate this thread… Ok ... do I need a cook book to do that ?
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 11, 2018 15:16:31 GMT
We will reinvigorate this thread, we will reinvigorate this thread… Ok ... do I need a cook book to do that ? Balsamic is recommended. Anyway…
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Post by mszanadu on Apr 11, 2018 17:32:38 GMT
Ok ... do I need a cook book to do that ? Balsamic is recommended. Anyway… The ultimate set of punchlines indeed here folks .
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 11, 2018 20:32:51 GMT
Have to include this: mszanadu, many thanks for including the monkey/baby joke—it’s one of my all-time favorites!
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 11, 2018 20:38:46 GMT
More Animaniacs fun…
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Post by mszanadu on Apr 11, 2018 21:26:23 GMT
Have to include this: mszanadu , many thanks for including the monkey/baby joke—it’s one of my all-time favorites! You're most welcome Salzmank it actually was off this page here and has a lot more funny joke pages there as well . LAFF GAFF - Funniest Jokes Ever Page Also thanks so much for this Animaniacs video and joke from that show too . I totally miss watching that Animaniacs show on TV and actually haven't seen it since it was new back in the day . That show was such a riot .
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Post by mszanadu on Apr 11, 2018 21:49:09 GMT
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May 6, 2018 21:41:23 GMT
Post by Deleted on May 6, 2018 21:41:23 GMT
Ok ... do I need a cook book to do that ? Balsamic is recommended. Anyway… One of the best endings of a Twilight Zone episode, but maybe it should have been predictable from the start? I don't think I twigged it.
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