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Post by Nora on Apr 23, 2019 2:14:44 GMT
The Pope dies of natural causes and to his dismay he's told by St. Peter he will have 2 months to go back to earth and set right certain things he did wrong. "But I'm the Pope. I should be a shoe-in for heaven right away!" he protests angrily. "Sorry old chap", St. Peter offers back, "but your karma isn't bulletproof after all". I dont get it... hint? also chose the next topic...
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Post by permutojoe on Apr 23, 2019 2:18:18 GMT
The Pope dies of natural causes and to his dismay he's told by St. Peter he will have 2 months to go back to earth and set right certain things he did wrong. "But I'm the Pope. I should be a shoe-in for heaven right away!" he protests angrily. "Sorry old chap", St. Peter offers back, "but your karma isn't bulletproof after all". I dont get it... hint? also chose the next topic...
next topic = porcupine
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Post by Catman on Apr 23, 2019 2:47:03 GMT
It is difficult to imagine a stickier situation than two porcupines making out.
Next: Lagomorphs
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Post by poelzig on Apr 23, 2019 4:16:30 GMT
Lagomorph-"What's up Doc?" Doctor-"Unfortunately for you the cost of Hasenpfeffer." cuts off lagomorphs head.
Next topic Brie Larson's flat ass
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Post by poelzig on Apr 23, 2019 4:19:03 GMT
The Pope dies of natural causes and to his dismay he's told by St. Peter he will have 2 months to go back to earth and set right certain things he did wrong. "But I'm the Pope. I should be a shoe-in for heaven right away!" he protests angrily. "Sorry old chap", St. Peter offers back, "but your karma isn't bulletproof after all". I dont get it... hint? also chose the next topic... Bro. Obviously someone shot the pope. Probably former molestation victim
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2019 4:22:00 GMT
Lagomorph-"What's up Doc?" Doctor-"Unfortunately for you the cost of Hasenpfeffer." cuts off lagomorphs head. Next topic Brie Larson's flat ass The midget kept butting his head against the wall until he realized it was Brie Larson's flat ass.
Next topic : cankersores
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Post by Nora on Apr 23, 2019 12:42:22 GMT
I dont get it... hint? also chose the next topic...
next topic = porcupine
oh ok I get it now, pretty funny. I forgot about the car. An elderly man is arrested on Wall street for throwing prickly rodents at bankers. His grandaughter bails him out later. “Grandpa what were you thinking” “Thats what everybody was told to do, I swear” “Granpda, for the last time, I am quite sure Nobody said “porcupine wall street”.
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Post by Nora on Apr 23, 2019 12:44:43 GMT
oh ok we are pn cancersores now... whatever those are...
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Post by ant-mac on Apr 23, 2019 12:59:22 GMT
And as I climaxed inside of her, I knew I'd never be allowed to visit the Statue of Liberty again...
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Post by Nora on Apr 23, 2019 15:10:10 GMT
And as I climaxed inside of her, I knew I'd never be allowed to visit the Statue of Liberty again... is that related to cankersores? if so i might need a hint on this one too, please. And also select a new topic ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by ant-mac on Apr 23, 2019 15:34:36 GMT
And as I climaxed inside of her, I knew I'd never be allowed to visit the Statue of Liberty again... is that related to cankersores? if so i might need a hint on this one too, please. And also select a new topic ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png) Sorry, I've never heard of canker sores. ![](https://s26.postimg.cc/gf93ycxax/giveup.gif)
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Post by Nora on Apr 23, 2019 16:05:39 GMT
two first graders are discussing their lives.
“my mom makes the best pbj sandwich in the world” “My mom is in the hospital with cankersores so she doesnt cook for me but when she did she made the best grilled cheese sandwich in the world” “wow how long is your mom in the hospital for?” “dunno, they shaved her head say she is going to heaven”
a six grader standing near by interjects:
“dude those are not cankersores but cancer”
Yeah I know I know not a great one, but couldnt come up with anything for cankersores.
New topic: Keyboards!
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Apr 23, 2019 17:38:38 GMT
I've written jokes accidentally That's what happens when you get to be your age... the faculties go! LOL!
Oh Humph! I love you! You just keep giving...
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Apr 23, 2019 17:51:26 GMT
And as I climaxed inside of her, I knew I'd never be allowed to visit the Statue of Liberty again... They have a Statue of Liberty in the outback?
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Post by Nora on Apr 23, 2019 19:19:24 GMT
changed the topic to keyboards since antmac already did a statue of liberty one.
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Post by Jep Gambardella on Apr 23, 2019 21:19:39 GMT
two devout muslims discuss their journey to work in the morning on the new york subway. - “i hate my morning commute. for me it means standing for 45 minutes with strangers squeezed up to you and brushing against you the whole time”- -“my commute is great.”- -“how come” - -“i get on the crowded train, like you. i look around, and loudly thank god, to show my gratitude for the life he has given me. and i get the whole wagon to myself after that” next topic: menstruation. So the muslim kills all the other commuters, right? Not bad.
No, when the second Muslim starts praying loudly, all other commuters assume that he is a suicide bomber and rush out of there, leaving him along in the railway car.
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Post by Nora on Apr 23, 2019 22:19:46 GMT
So the muslim kills all the other commuters, right? Not bad.
No, when the second Muslim starts praying loudly, all other commuters assume that he is a suicide bomber and rush out of there, leaving him along in the railway car.
correct. this is actually based on my friends experience on a flight. and she wasnt even praying out loud for long really all she did was said “god is great” in arabic kinda to herself and put her hands together and closed her eyes prior a plane taking off next thing she knows is people screaming and running down the isle....
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Post by poelzig on Apr 23, 2019 22:37:22 GMT
So the muslim kills all the other commuters, right? Not bad.
No, when the second Muslim starts praying loudly, all other commuters assume that he is a suicide bomber and rush out of there, leaving him along in the railway car.
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Post by poelzig on Apr 23, 2019 22:38:47 GMT
No, when the second Muslim starts praying loudly, all other commuters assume that he is a suicide bomber and rush out of there, leaving him along in the railway car.
correct. this is actually based on my friends experience on a flight. and she wasnt even praying out loud for long really all she did was said “god is great” in arabic kinda to herself and put her hands together and closed her eyes prior a plane taking off next thing she knows is people screaming and running down the isle....
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Post by Nora on Apr 23, 2019 23:04:02 GMT
so keyboards, who will do us the honor of writing a joke on keyboards? hehe not on keyboards ... about keyboards maybe?
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