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Post by Nora on Apr 25, 2019 18:38:59 GMT
Batman dies and goes to Heaven. He is surprised to see Joker greet him at the door. “Oh no. Not again... Where is St Peter?” “but Batman, its me” “whats with all that make up, Peter?” “I go by Petra now” “God allows gender reasignments in heaven?” “He had to, no woman made it here since they were liberated”. Next topic: Polar bear I don't have a joke, but yesterday when I was picking the next topic one of the first things that popped into my head was polar bear! Pretty freaky. I can read your mind. Right now, at this moment, you are thinking: “no you cant. i hope. wait, wouldnt it be awesome if you could? what if you could. man that would be horrible. i hope u cant. anywho. where was i. cupcakes? seafood? penis? stars? oh yeah, we both thought of polar bears almost at the same time thats freaky. oh and get stamps.”
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Post by poelzig on Apr 25, 2019 18:54:59 GMT
See nora. The reason that works is squid and kid RHYME. Kraken and taken don't. Are you sure you really understand non belgian humor? I do like the reply the kraken jokes creator gave me and perhaps it should be the punchline. I hate to ask but are you stealing our jokes and selling them to some show with a really stupid audience? The Daily Show or The Colbert Show for example? Maybe one of those shows with a Jimmy as host? Tyler Perry perhaps? If so that's really uncool. maybe some of us didnt need the Kraken joke creators explanation to begin with because they got it on their own, did you think of that? And as far as stealing, from the two of us only one is a thief. Understandnly so such person thinks of stealing and presumes it of other I think you don't know how the word kraken is pronounced. I refuse to apologize for being educated. Yes. Yes. You've already told me how you think slavery was acceptable and black people whine too much about it. No reason for you to bring that up again. I get it. You have no sympathy for non whites and you think people who stream movies without paying should by lynched. I'm sure if you had your way, you would have 20 black people chained to keyboards writing jokes for you for free. ![](https://s26.postimg.cc/quaotj53t/fight8.gif) -That joke wasn't funny enough
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Post by Nora on Apr 25, 2019 20:29:11 GMT
maybe some of us didnt need the Kraken joke creators explanation to begin with because they got it on their own, did you think of that? And as far as stealing, from the two of us only one is a thief. Understandnly so such person thinks of stealing and presumes it of other I think you don't know how the word kraken is pronounced. I refuse to apologize for being educated. Yes. Yes. You've already told me how you think slavery was acceptable and black people whine too much about it. No reason for you to bring that up again. I get it. You have no sympathy for non whites and you think people who stream movies without paying should by lynched. I'm sure if you had your way, you would have 20 black people chained to keyboards writing jokes for you for free. ![](https://s26.postimg.cc/quaotj53t/fight8.gif) -That joke wasn't funny enough I know you know I am an avid film fan and that have been living in the US for a long time and most importantly that I am a polyglot and you also know that I didnt say what you claim I said. So I see what you just said as a feeble attempt at flirting. That or you have an impaired memory and poor understanding of text. Anyway, back to Polar Bears...
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Post by poelzig on Apr 25, 2019 20:43:59 GMT
I think you don't know how the word kraken is pronounced. I refuse to apologize for being educated. Yes. Yes. You've already told me how you think slavery was acceptable and black people whine too much about it. No reason for you to bring that up again. I get it. You have no sympathy for non whites and you think people who stream movies without paying should by lynched. I'm sure if you had your way, you would have 20 black people chained to keyboards writing jokes for you for free. ![](https://s26.postimg.cc/quaotj53t/fight8.gif) -That joke wasn't funny enough I know you know I am an avid film fan and that have been living in the US for a long time and most importantly that I am a polyglot and you also know that I didnt say what you claim I said. So I see what you just said as a feeble attempt at flirting. That or you have an impaired memory and poor understanding of text. Anyway, back to Polar Bears... So you're a polyglot and you want to flirt with me? If you have multiple husbands that's your business but I'm not into that. Male male female is the devils 3 way. One guy numerous women is the way the gods intended. Nice segue way tho. What do you call the white bear who dated a bear and her brother? Bi Polar.
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Post by Nora on Apr 25, 2019 20:57:59 GMT
I know you know I am an avid film fan and that I have been living in the US for a long time and most importantly that I am a polyglot and you also know that I didnt say what you claim I said. So I see what you just said as a feeble attempt at flirting. That or you have an impaired memory and poor understanding of text. Anyway, back to Polar Bears... So you're a polyglot and you want to flirt with me? If you have multiple husbands that's your business but I'm not into that. Male male female is the devils 3 way. One guy numerous women is the way the gods intended. Nice segue way tho. What do you call the white bear who dated a bear and her brother? Bi Polar. thats pretty good, your first good one. hope you didnt steal it. pick new topic.
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Post by poelzig on Apr 25, 2019 21:06:16 GMT
So you're a polyglot and you want to flirt with me? If you have multiple husbands that's your business but I'm not into that. Male male female is the devils 3 way. One guy numerous women is the way the gods intended. Nice segue way tho. What do you call the white bear who dated a bear and her brother? Bi Polar. thats pretty good, your first good one. hope you didnt steal it. pick new topic. I was influenced by you swinging polyglot lifestyle. New topic NFL draft. It starts tonight so its topical.
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Post by permutojoe on May 11, 2019 22:55:40 GMT
The NFL Draft: the day many young men have their dreams come true because they didn't get picked by the Cleveland Browns.
Next up: Oscar the Grouch
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