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Post by heeeeey on Apr 24, 2019 0:26:59 GMT
The Pope dies of natural causes and to his dismay he's told by St. Peter he will have 2 months to go back to earth and set right certain things he did wrong. "But I'm the Pope. I should be a shoe-in for heaven right away!" he protests angrily. "Sorry old chap", St. Peter offers back, "but your karma isn't bulletproof after all". So the jokes don't have to be funny?
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Post by heeeeey on Apr 24, 2019 0:27:51 GMT
I didn't see the third page. I thought the last challenge was the Pope's karma.
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Post by permutojoe on Apr 24, 2019 0:33:50 GMT
The Pope dies of natural causes and to his dismay he's told by St. Peter he will have 2 months to go back to earth and set right certain things he did wrong. "But I'm the Pope. I should be a shoe-in for heaven right away!" he protests angrily. "Sorry old chap", St. Peter offers back, "but your karma isn't bulletproof after all". So the jokes don't have to be funny? Pretty sure I gave fair warning about my lack of wit on another thread. I have been mulling over "keyboard" for the last hour though so be ready.
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Post by heeeeey on Apr 24, 2019 0:38:26 GMT
So the jokes don't have to be funny? Pretty sure I gave fair warning about my lack of wit on another thread. I have been mulling over "keyboard" for the last hour though so be ready. That's because there's nothing funny about a keyboard.
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Post by Nora on Apr 24, 2019 0:52:10 GMT
Pretty sure I gave fair warning about my lack of wit on another thread. I have been mulling over "keyboard" for the last hour though so be ready. That's because there's nothing funny about a keyboard. how about this one who is the harder worker out of these two, mouse or a keyboard? keyboard, since it always has two shifts. or I bet there is one with "home" and "escape" too, but cant quite patch it together. Something like whats so great about keyboardt? It has home for days when you feel homesick, and escape for when you are tired of home. Or something like that. next topic: swimming suit.
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Post by Nora on Apr 24, 2019 0:53:50 GMT
The Pope dies of natural causes and to his dismay he's told by St. Peter he will have 2 months to go back to earth and set right certain things he did wrong. "But I'm the Pope. I should be a shoe-in for heaven right away!" he protests angrily. "Sorry old chap", St. Peter offers back, "but your karma isn't bulletproof after all". So the jokes don't have to be funny? i think its pretty clever. didnt get it at first but with the hint it made me smile. but so far the one with the Kraken is my favorite on the board. Its day two of the jokes life and I am still laughing when I play it over in my head.
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 24, 2019 0:58:59 GMT
That's because there's nothing funny about a keyboard. how about this one who is the harder worker out of these two, mouse or a keyboard? keyboard, since it always has two shifts. That reminds me of this funny video about neglected keystrokes:
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Post by permutojoe on Apr 24, 2019 1:36:31 GMT
So the jokes don't have to be funny? i think its pretty clever. didnt get it at first but with the hint it made me smile. but so far the one with the Kraken is my favorite on the board. Its day two of the jokes life and I am still laughing when I play it over in my head. Good concept for a thread. ![](https://s26.postimg.cc/s8tffwvq1/cheers.gif)
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Post by llanwydd on Apr 24, 2019 1:38:08 GMT
I thought I had bought a rare copy of a Sports Illustrated Swimming Suit issue but it turned out to be a book about Michael Phelps in litigation against the Olympic Committee. I've got to stay off of Amazon when I'm drunk. What a waste of $89.99.
next topic: Donald Trump
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Post by Nora on Apr 24, 2019 2:10:25 GMT
I thought I had bought a rare copy of a Sports Illustrated Swimming Suit issue but it turned out to be a book about Michael Phelps in litigation against the Olympic Committee. I've got to stay off of Amazon when I'm drunk. What a waste of $89.99. next topic: Donald Trump great one. made me actually laugh out loud. may take Krakens spot (lets see).
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Post by poelzig on Apr 24, 2019 2:29:51 GMT
Donald Trump.
From what I've seen on The Daily Show white liberals dissolve into fits of laughter if a black man says Trumps name so...........
next topic :pedophilia
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Post by Nora on Apr 24, 2019 2:32:32 GMT
Donald Trump. From what I've seen on The Daily Show white liberals dissolve into fits of laughter if a black man says Trumps name so........... next topic :pedophilia lazy mans way out. try again or forfeit your right to select another topic. its actually a pretty great and challenging topic (trump), would be great if someoen came up with something clever thats funny and not based one of the the most repeated tropes (orange, small hands, collusion, low iq, uneducated, narcisisst, toddler like behavior etc.)
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Post by poelzig on Apr 24, 2019 2:41:47 GMT
So the jokes don't have to be funny? i think its pretty clever. didnt get it at first but with the hint it made me smile. but so far the one with the Kraken is my favorite on the board. Its day two of the jokes life and I am still laughing when I play it over in my head. nora the thing with the kraken joke is kraken doesn't rhyme with taken so it doesn't make any sense. A person reading the joke would read it as "is this seat crack in?" That doesn't work. I know the jokes aren't that funny (except mine) but they kind of need to make sense. Come to think of it several don't make sense but the is this seat crack in doesn't work since the "joke" is the words sound the same.
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Post by poelzig on Apr 24, 2019 2:44:07 GMT
Donald Trump. From what I've seen on The Daily Show white liberals dissolve into fits of laughter if a black man says Trumps name so........... next topic :pedophilia lazy mans way out. try again or forfeit your right to select another topic. its actually a pretty great and challenging topic (trump), would be great if someoen came up with something clever thats funny and not based one of the the most repeated tropes (orange, small hands, collusion, low iq, uneducated, narcisisst, toddler like behavior etc.) Wait. Then why are all those white folks laughing their asses off every night when Trevor Noah says Donald Trump? ![](https://s26.postimg.cc/gf93ycxax/giveup.gif)
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Post by Nora on Apr 24, 2019 2:51:06 GMT
i think its pretty clever. didnt get it at first but with the hint it made me smile. but so far the one with the Kraken is my favorite on the board. Its day two of the jokes life and I am still laughing when I play it over in my head. nora the thing with the kraken joke is kraken doesn't rhyme with taken so it doesn't make any sense. A person reading the joke would read it as "is this seat crack in?" That doesn't work. I know the jokes aren't that funny (except mine) but they kind of need to make sense. Come to think of it several don't make sense but the is this seat crack in doesn't work since the "joke" is the words sound the same. thank you for explaining things to me i appreciate your help. however its the second or third joke you dont seem to have understood correctly. but thats ok, I enjoy you trying to be helpful.
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Post by Nora on Apr 24, 2019 3:02:05 GMT
whats trumps favorite bedtime story? wall e.
Next topic: Cowboy
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 24, 2019 3:03:54 GMT
nora the thing with the kraken joke is kraken doesn't rhyme with taken so it doesn't make any sense. A person reading the joke would read it as "is this seat crack in?" That doesn't work. You expect an inebriated cephalopod to have perfect diction? ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by poelzig on Apr 24, 2019 3:06:25 GMT
nora the thing with the kraken joke is kraken doesn't rhyme with taken so it doesn't make any sense. A person reading the joke would read it as "is this seat crack in?" That doesn't work. I know the jokes aren't that funny (except mine) but they kind of need to make sense. Come to think of it several don't make sense but the is this seat crack in doesn't work since the "joke" is the words sound the same. thank you for explaining things to me i appreciate your help. however its the second or third joke you dont seem to have understood correctly. but thats ok, I enjoy you trying to be helpful. Really? So explain the "is this seat kraken" joke to me since I don't "get it". I want to laugh too. Thanks nora. I'll wait patiently.
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Post by poelzig on Apr 24, 2019 3:10:09 GMT
nora the thing with the kraken joke is kraken doesn't rhyme with taken so it doesn't make any sense. A person reading the joke would read it as "is this seat crack in?" That doesn't work. You expect an inebriated cephalopod to have perfect diction? ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png) Now that's funny. Nora is having trouble with these jokes. I think belgian humor is different that the rest of the world.
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Post by poelzig on Apr 24, 2019 3:22:17 GMT
whats trumps favorite bedtime story? wall e. Next topic: Cowboy Huh? Another one you will need to explain. How about the punchline being Bedtime for Bonzo. Not great but it makes sense on several levels. All joking aside is belgian humor that different from the rest of the worlds? I'll toss you a bone. next topic is Hercule Poirot
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